Once more, the Hollywood Foreign Press Corps has forced us into an emergency situation, and so I am announcing the champions for the 1996 Drive-In Academy Awards one week early. The belated announcement this year ended up being considered to be hampering comfort efforts both in Bosnia as well as the Golan Heights, as otherwise cooperative events became grumpy while waiting for term from Grapevine.
Henceforth, without further adieu, our category that is first is.
Best Airhead Sex movie Turnaround, an erotic jungle-sex comedy about an unemployed actress who daydreams about consuming hallucinogenic jungle juice with nekkid Indians and achieving crazy intercourse like they do in paperback novels. She gets her possibility whenever she actually is chased by masked gunmen to your Costa Rican valley for the white-faced, sex-crazed, flesh-worshipping, cuckoo-juice-drinking natives.
Most useful Director The runners-up are. Kim Henkel, Return for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Jack Perez, America’s Deadliest Residence Movie. Fred Olen Ray, Attack of this 60-Foot Centerfold. Anthony Waller, Mute Witness. Howard Winters, Dead Boyz Cannot Fly. In addition to champion is. George Saunders, Intimate Deception and Street Angels.
Most useful Sci-Fi Flick Cyberstalker: fundamental Instinct fulfills Tron in Newt Gingrich’s nightmare that is worst, the storyline of the nerdy, geeky cybersurfing femme fatale who really loves her computer so much she’s intercourse along with it and becomes half-woman, half-computer, then kills whomever doesn’t always have the correct respect for great pc pc computer software. ادامه خواندن “An air headed big breast woman became my sex-friend”